moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

That is too much power for one human being

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

That is too much power for one human being

207,701 notes

officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of ketchup

officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of ketchup

35,691 notes

thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work

And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

266,946 notes

unfriendlyasiangirl:

nothing makes sense and i’m kinda horny

138,344 notes

restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

(Source: unbreakablesoul)

399,310 notes

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

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bewbin:

railroadsoftware:

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

cool

Kentucky Fried Chicken

bewbin:

railroadsoftware:

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

cool

Kentucky Fried Chicken

(Source: reddit.com)

11,578 notes

vinebox:

I want a school like this 

1,665 notes

duplication:

studies show its always my fault

(Source: duplication)

211,742 notes