bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

89,189 notes

kangaya:

do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless

129,725 notes

kangaya:

do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless

129,725 notes

geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

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mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

(Source: noverachiever)

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sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

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borderlineotaku:

fruitycat:

worsethanmyotherblog:

Worst playground ever.

what the actual FUCK

the new human centipede looks weird

borderlineotaku:

fruitycat:

worsethanmyotherblog:

Worst playground ever.

what the actual FUCK

the new human centipede looks weird

26,200 notes

hauntedtesty:

Trust Markiplier. He’s a Doctor! [x]

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dont-live:

ight Carrie and Fernando I see you two out there. reblogging my stuff simultaneously. couple of the year.

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